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Last updated 21 April 2018

Sub-Site PEETA; People’s Effigies Eating Tasty Animals

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Hi All of You Legions of Faithful Scienfoologists! And others…

If you will read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_for_the_Ethical_Treatment_of_Animals_v._Doughney , you will find that the courts are a bit muddled and schizophrenic about free speech. One is NOT allowed to “cybersquat” on domain name www.peta.org with PETA being People Eating Tasty Animals, even though the “People Eating…” PETA got the domain name before the anti-cyber-squatting law was passed. Oh, well, at least Government Almighty hasn’t put anyone in jail (yet) for selling “People Eating Tasty Animals” T-shirts, see http://www.google.com/#q=People+Eating+Tasty+Animals&hl=en&tbo=u&source=univ&tbm=shop&sa=X&ei=gHmuUJ2ID8jRyAGAoIDICw&ved=0CEQQsxg&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=eea2ec80d986fa6c&bpcl=38897761&biw=819&bih=415

So we Scienfoologists like to avoid controversy, and we SURELY do NOT want to get tangled up in questionable activities skirting around the edges of angering Government Almighty! So we do NOT support People Eating Tasty Animals, we support People’s Effigies Eating Tasty Animals!

So far, I, the SQRLSY One, I am sad to say, have nothing much of anything special to offer at this sub-site. You are encouraged to PLEASE send anything special you might have, along the lines of, just HOW does one get one’s effigy to eat tasty animals? I’m not sure. I do have just one photo (I’m not allowed to say where it came from) of a person’s effigy eating a tasty animal, see below… Yes, that masked bandit of an effigy is VERY realistic, VERY human-like, we are looking at the results of some VERY talented effigy-makers, who I shall not identify. Effigies (in Scienfoology at least) do not really have any needs at all, of being quite this realistic-looking.

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