Questions And Answers with The SQRLSy One
Last Updated 15 April 2018
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HI all of you Gazillions of Scienfoologists (and all of you
Non-Scienfoologists who’ve been searching high and low),
You’ve come to the right place! Here’s where you can see answers to
questions, and comments, etc., as exchanged between me, SQRLSy_1@ChurchofSQRLS.com , and
all of your fellow Scienfoologists and Seekers.
INPUTS / QUESTIONS FROM FAN OF THIS WEB SITE, &
RESPONSES, FOLLOW
Hey U Squirrelly 1 U,
Y r u such an ignoramus?
Y do u make fun of yung people w/your use of terms like “whatever” &
“hippagroovalistic” all the time?
Disrespectfully
Up Yers, Yung Dooood
Dear Yung Hippagroovalistic Dooood,
Whatever!!!
-SQRLSY Doooodish
One
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Hi Sqrlsy One,
I was
mighty touched to read all about the sad, sad case of your effigy, Ann Coulter
Rash Limbaugh, that you keep up in your attic.
I haven’t heard anything new about her on your web site at http://www.churchofsqrls.com/sonograms/
…
How is she doing? PLEASE keep us
posted!
Much Obliged, Frank N. Furter
Hi Frank N. Furter,
Thanks
much for your concern. I am sorry to
report to you, Ann Coulter Rash Limbaugh has not been very conscientious or
responsible in using, um, family planning, if at all. Lately I have been hearing her, from time to
time, singing up there, singing, “you picked a fine time to leave me,
(something indecipherable-seal, barking seal, loose eel, caboose squeal, who
knows what), four hundred children, and the crop’s in the field”. I’m not sure what that’s all about. Whenever I check, it DOES seem like there
always another hungry mouth to feed, at her feet, or in her lap. I don’t see 400 of them, but maybe she’s just
exaggerating and whining. She says she
misses her aborted baby Hitler, to boot!
I’m not sure what THAT was all about, either! I am especially curious as to who the father
was. I suppose we’ll never know…
Well
anyway, thanks for your concern, and below, you’ll see some new pictures of her
and her offspring. And PLEASE do NOT
make any Scienfoology-ignorant comments about “cute gee-gaws” and such! I assume you know, these are effigy-children…
Best
Regards, -SQRLSY One
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Hi Sqrlsy One,
Thank you
SO much for the lovely pictures of Ann Coulter Rash Limbaugh and her lovely
babies! And no, me being as much into
Scienfoology as you are, no, no, NEVER, I would NEVER dream of calling her
lovely effigy-babies “cute ceramic gee-gaws” or any other such demeaning,
derogatory, patriarchal, chauvinistic terms!
So you are
much perplexed, you seem to imply, by the paternity of her children, especially
the aborted Hitler? Well, bear with me
here, this may not seem to be at all relevant at first, but it is relevant, and
I do have a theory. A very GOOD
“theory”, factual really… Just like one
talks about the “theory of gravity”, see?
Below are the documented historical facts:
In his
famous prison-psychology experiments, Dr. Phillip Zimbardo showed that “we
become the role that we play”, and dehumanize each other, if we are (even
randomly, with no pretense of justice at all) assigned the roles of “prisoners”
and “guards”. See http://www.prisonexp.org/ .
Now,
educational establishments, and even businesses, have gotten into the business
of conducting “sexual harassment role-playing exercises” to train the men to
refrain from such things… Have the women
at the workplace or school go up and pinch the men’s fannies & make
suggestive comments, etc., so that the men can see what it feels like. I recall a man taking this training some
years ago, and saying it went too far, and suing over it. I can’t seem to find a web link for this
topic. http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/article/2012/07/05/how-far-is-too-far-in-college-sexuality-course is of tangential interest though…
Well
anyway, there’s another area where role-playing can go too far. Far less well known, though, is the fact that
NASA conducted similar training exercises.
Train the astronauts not to sexually harass each other, sure, yes, but
even more so, to not dehumanize each other, either. Being at a very high-tech and rule-following
organization, and all, NASA employees might tend to start regarding each other,
sometimes, as “productivity units”, see, so in the role-playing games, they
weren’t Fred and Susie and Alan, they were Astronaut A, Astronaut B, Astronaut C, Astronaut D,
Astronaut E, Astronaut F, and so, on and on.
So they could SEE just how bad dehumanization is, of course, was the noble goal.
So then go check out Astronauts Lisa Nowak and William
Oefelein , see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak
. Would you be surprised to learn that
when they had (in separate training sessions to be sure) taken their
dehumanization-etc. role-playing exercises, they had both been assigned to play
“Astronaut-E”? They became the roles
that they had played, and they became astronaughty indeed!
As soon
as all this happened, NASA discontinued this kind of training altogether. They are still running in fear of what
happens when “Astronaut-C” gets carried away and does HIS thing (in public
even)! It was, I am quite sure,
Astronaut-C, role-playing-run-amok, AKA AstroNAZI, that fathered the aborted
child of Ann Coulter
Rash Limbaugh. Let it be known that I
figured it out first!
-Frank N. Furter
Hi Frank N. Furter,
Thanks
ever so much for solving this troublesome mystery!
Best Regards, -SQRLSY One
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